Steve Martin & Alec Baldwin spoof 'Paranormal Activity'

This was truly the funniest thing I've seen at the Oscars in....ever? Enjoy, and wait for the payoff at the end. Oh, my sides hurt. Hee.

James Bonds [plural!] love fat chicks

Damn, Pierce Brosnan's wife Keely has a top AND a bottom. I mean, it's kinda hard to compare when you're standing next to a man whose physique very closely resembles that of a string bean, but seriously, DAMN.
[See 07/25/08 post, Daniel Craig loves fat chicks]: it's a nice fantasy that James fucking Bond likes "something to grab onto".
Holy crap, I got my wish.
What next, it starts raining frappuccinos?