"But Holmes!" Watson ejaculated [hee]

Some bitch called Andrea Plunket has her panties in a wad over Robert Downey Jr.'s jokes [or ARE they, Andrea?] about how the simmering SEXAY subtext of Sherlock and Watson is gay gay gay.
Andrea holds the U.S. copyright to Sherlock Holmes, and has prissed, “I hope this is just an example of Mr. Downey's black sense of humour. It would be drastic, but I would withdraw permission for more films to be made if they feel that is a theme they wish to bring out in the future. I am not hostile to homosexuals, but I am to anyone who is not true to the spirit of the books.”

Whatever. She can deny it, but you KNOW Sherlock and Watson were having sexy times. They were! The truth WILL come out.
Don't believe me? Check out the graphic from The Arthur Conan Doyle Literary Estate Licensing website:
Okay, I might've added the boner [for purely decorative purposes]. But you can't tell me that doesn't look like a life partnership. A SEXY life partnership, if Watson's sassy posing means anything.
Send Andrea your 20-page faxes of crudely drawn man love today!

And thanks to RDJ for giving me something new to fap over.