Curtis: Nice pic of the Impala. Mmm...pretty.
Juno: If I could have sex with a car, that would be it.
Curtis: I thought you wanted to be, and I quote, "the stuffing in a Winchester sandwich"?
Juno: Next time they film locally, maybe I should carry a big sign advertising "I DO THE WEIRD STUFF".
Curtis: The crew will love that.
Juno: I'd better specify "WILL BANG SAM & DEAN FOR FOOD"
Curtis: Boooo, says the crew.
Juno: OK, revised signage: "ONE FREE HANDJOB TO 1ST PERSON TO GET ME 20 MINS ALONE WITH SAM & DEAN"
And they get theirs AFTER I get mine. I been burned before.
Curtis: You're such a classy broad.
Juno: I know, right?
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