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Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Worlds Collide: Valentine's/Olympics/Chinese New Year
I'm gonna cop out and remind you all about a picture being worth a thousand words.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBIp7Fcchdc7Os-4XyzY65KdevG2bcTySgXJ0UO4jUTsHL0iS71X3L1yw6ax3_35c6inWr02TEm4-cAwTme6lamckBG-Eg2MxZTgiC_W5bwvWWdBfQTmf9s-zQvInbSQJ7CyBS1RoxhNSj/s400/divas-workit.jpg)
Tinseltown is a multiplex/failing mall by Stadium Station. The far entrance opens onto Pender, right in Chinatown, so the Chinese New Year parade always starts from inside the mall, then up Pender. Unfortunately, I missed the parade due to scheduling conflict [i.e. sleeping in and avoiding crowds]. There's vendors and [above] troupe after troupe of girls dipped in glitter and lip-synching to Lady Gaga. SO. CUTE.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdazLxWFSta6MuBuG45bOFPjMJTLEnVn9_js0Jour8RatAY4gjnyDBIlWjjM7Z4HZ-LHIpP91klYTxWpb_1oKXLiJqfmvmqq9Glab3MV030PcFRgJTguNNdT9kjhlH9_nQlPyUD9uLKLv8/s400/gilliam-5posters.jpg)
Tinseltown's theatre peeps were nice enough to let me have five 11" x 17" Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassuss posters. Sweet. Curtis and I saw it at VIFF in October, and I've been looking for a cool souvenir ever since. See what you get when you say "please"?
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXkV_nN0Okje95axfUI0qXyYQx5V9YFgonudBj1V6NdJqf0ARmx-BKzmPeTu8JSHPmYNEhwtqOg7WrjlFvMm05BEPBU2o9tmkI8Oo9o11zmGu0lumlW2To6RC1fbkCViY-Dl15S3g4EMvW/s400/peanutsnewyear.jpg)
T&T Supermarket for lunch to go and...Year of the Snoopy?
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjftg8C_fGN3npOR8Xy_Vr0n67KMxdF81Qp2d3UMxYvSl6RfuBqRTfZUP9tDJwtCPnyomWZGUVA91mOM8mrMniAvnyqZekXl01EyrcmJCBoUSv-VbrB679mDBTCw6s8MXD_xJLMn1ZXaYHo/s400/geoduck-peen.jpg)
Geoduck: (pronounced gooey-duck )a giant mud-burrowing bivalve mollusk occurring on the west coast of North America, where it is collected for food [NOT A SEX TOY]. Its shell valves are not large enough to enclose its body and very long siphon
I wish I had a ruler for scale. These things are massive; I'm talking horse cock. And I'm guessing "geoduck" means "cock and balls" in Latin :::cradle the shell valves, work the siphon:::
This was the closest I got to peen on V-Day. Sads.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifCbs4cPpeMpk2R-52Or3lVAi5q0eCYZzi3PWJlxrx8BFcLLlc526DTFwfZRhg8ecN3z-7i77AhB6o1Q2ZWb1DaaDkQxvXFejiK5trX0BRHurH8zBUgWrwCBrSmMK4y0OzA26f5V_pre1b/s400/russian-athletes.jpg)
I take it back, THIS was the closest I got to peen on V-Day. So many people were wearing red on Sunday [red for Canada, red for Valentine's] that I almost didn't notice Team Russia on the train. And no, it's not a trick of perspective, they were frigging HUGE.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBIp7Fcchdc7Os-4XyzY65KdevG2bcTySgXJ0UO4jUTsHL0iS71X3L1yw6ax3_35c6inWr02TEm4-cAwTme6lamckBG-Eg2MxZTgiC_W5bwvWWdBfQTmf9s-zQvInbSQJ7CyBS1RoxhNSj/s400/divas-workit.jpg)
Tinseltown is a multiplex/failing mall by Stadium Station. The far entrance opens onto Pender, right in Chinatown, so the Chinese New Year parade always starts from inside the mall, then up Pender. Unfortunately, I missed the parade due to scheduling conflict [i.e. sleeping in and avoiding crowds]. There's vendors and [above] troupe after troupe of girls dipped in glitter and lip-synching to Lady Gaga. SO. CUTE.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdazLxWFSta6MuBuG45bOFPjMJTLEnVn9_js0Jour8RatAY4gjnyDBIlWjjM7Z4HZ-LHIpP91klYTxWpb_1oKXLiJqfmvmqq9Glab3MV030PcFRgJTguNNdT9kjhlH9_nQlPyUD9uLKLv8/s400/gilliam-5posters.jpg)
Tinseltown's theatre peeps were nice enough to let me have five 11" x 17" Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassuss posters. Sweet. Curtis and I saw it at VIFF in October, and I've been looking for a cool souvenir ever since. See what you get when you say "please"?
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXkV_nN0Okje95axfUI0qXyYQx5V9YFgonudBj1V6NdJqf0ARmx-BKzmPeTu8JSHPmYNEhwtqOg7WrjlFvMm05BEPBU2o9tmkI8Oo9o11zmGu0lumlW2To6RC1fbkCViY-Dl15S3g4EMvW/s400/peanutsnewyear.jpg)
T&T Supermarket for lunch to go and...Year of the Snoopy?
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjftg8C_fGN3npOR8Xy_Vr0n67KMxdF81Qp2d3UMxYvSl6RfuBqRTfZUP9tDJwtCPnyomWZGUVA91mOM8mrMniAvnyqZekXl01EyrcmJCBoUSv-VbrB679mDBTCw6s8MXD_xJLMn1ZXaYHo/s400/geoduck-peen.jpg)
Geoduck: (pronounced gooey-duck )a giant mud-burrowing bivalve mollusk occurring on the west coast of North America, where it is collected for food [NOT A SEX TOY]. Its shell valves are not large enough to enclose its body and very long siphon
I wish I had a ruler for scale. These things are massive; I'm talking horse cock. And I'm guessing "geoduck" means "cock and balls" in Latin :::cradle the shell valves, work the siphon:::
This was the closest I got to peen on V-Day. Sads.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifCbs4cPpeMpk2R-52Or3lVAi5q0eCYZzi3PWJlxrx8BFcLLlc526DTFwfZRhg8ecN3z-7i77AhB6o1Q2ZWb1DaaDkQxvXFejiK5trX0BRHurH8zBUgWrwCBrSmMK4y0OzA26f5V_pre1b/s400/russian-athletes.jpg)
I take it back, THIS was the closest I got to peen on V-Day. So many people were wearing red on Sunday [red for Canada, red for Valentine's] that I almost didn't notice Team Russia on the train. And no, it's not a trick of perspective, they were frigging HUGE.
2/09: Olympic torch relay
Despite all the ill will the IOC and VANOC have caused, I was in a state of woo for a couple days...I mean, all the tiny Canadian flags and schoolkids in red and RCMP cars with GO CANADA flags...*snif*
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEzx_uFyDW0tBy_PLkVUfW0_iMjNcgxpatpGXKjQIO-3THFgfm0oPD2IxLpshGlx0CrKDXYHRbComPuUl20SUcDnFi6U0Z57rhbglqxuFDu40nF07EAHp3vYStoeLzl120AIzhfk2UyNL-/s400/2010torch.jpg)
Above: Olympic torch coming through New Westminster, right up 6th St, a BASTARD of a hill; might technically qualify as small mountain.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjd99A55f1-TLjE3tqwF9WKImtgtXe033k56__-jCd76ychLlCxdB5FioBrkVRqthc7PbP1JnYS6o6hxONX9hbxi_z9Ip6SYi_hmbJIFFy20jGEW88CuVVsXUaluikuuBvzdegKP02oo9gV/s400/2010torch2.jpg)
Above: And there she goes.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEzx_uFyDW0tBy_PLkVUfW0_iMjNcgxpatpGXKjQIO-3THFgfm0oPD2IxLpshGlx0CrKDXYHRbComPuUl20SUcDnFi6U0Z57rhbglqxuFDu40nF07EAHp3vYStoeLzl120AIzhfk2UyNL-/s400/2010torch.jpg)
Above: Olympic torch coming through New Westminster, right up 6th St, a BASTARD of a hill; might technically qualify as small mountain.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjd99A55f1-TLjE3tqwF9WKImtgtXe033k56__-jCd76ychLlCxdB5FioBrkVRqthc7PbP1JnYS6o6hxONX9hbxi_z9Ip6SYi_hmbJIFFy20jGEW88CuVVsXUaluikuuBvzdegKP02oo9gV/s400/2010torch2.jpg)
Above: And there she goes.
Sunday, February 14, 2010
I'm holding out for chicken and waffles. Because I'm classy like that.
"...fancy places like Red Lobster or Golden Corrall"?? No. Comment.
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