Worst. Song. Ever: JLo's "Louboutins"

I'm not even going to link to this pile of crap, because once you realize this isn't a discarded SNL digital short, well...just the nasal, whiny "Ah'm throwin' on my Loobatons, Ah'm throwin' on mah Loobatons" over and freaking OVER. GOD. Good for you, you put some shoes on before storming out in a grand, trampling exit. Now stay gone, you humpy hoor.