Monday, June 1, 2009

UK emergency rooms brace for an onslaught of freezer-burned vaginas


According to Del Monte's spokewhores, "The limited edition Daniel Craig lollies are available in blueberry, pomegranate and cranberry, and contain less than 100 calories each.
They will be available during the first National Ice Cream Week which runs from today until June 7."

Until June effing 7th? Fuck that shit, it is ALWAYS Ice Cream Week chez Juno.

And see how I made it to the end of the post without making a "suck on Daniel Craig" joke? My mom would be so proud.

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