Salma Hayek just out-awesomed Angelina Jolie and replaced her as the woman I'd go gay for. Partly because Angelina is now so thin, she's crossed the line into "pretty face, but too skinny to fuck" territory, but mostly because on a recent trip to Sierra Leone, Salma encountered a baby whose mother had no milk, and what does she do? Busts out a chichi and feeds the child herself. Salma's boobies have healing powers! That's right, healing powers, people! Avert your gaze from her bodacious bits and make do with these juicy juicy tomatoes.
Friday, February 6, 2009
Hooray for boobies
Salma Hayek just out-awesomed Angelina Jolie and replaced her as the woman I'd go gay for. Partly because Angelina is now so thin, she's crossed the line into "pretty face, but too skinny to fuck" territory, but mostly because on a recent trip to Sierra Leone, Salma encountered a baby whose mother had no milk, and what does she do? Busts out a chichi and feeds the child herself. Salma's boobies have healing powers! That's right, healing powers, people! Avert your gaze from her bodacious bits and make do with these juicy juicy tomatoes.
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