I can't promise you'll get it by inauguration day

...but, as the website points out, the shirt is still valid for four to eight years. The only reason I'm not sporting an "Obama on a Unicorn" tee right now is the fact that Chris Bishop doesn't get that fat babes love Obama, too. Buy buy buy at chrisbishop.com! But only if you can wedge your girly self into a size large. Fuck, fuckity fuck fuck fuck.