
Halloween eve and still trying to decide between going out as a fatty Amy Winehouse [black out a tooth, paint eyes shut and "style" hair in wind tunnel] or taking the dark eye makeup to its logical conclusion and going as Kung Fu Panda.
Hmm. If I go as Amy Winehouse, I can smoke crack all night and people will just assume it's the costume.
OK, Kung Fu Panda it is, then.
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