Wednesday, May 20, 2009

now *there's* something you don't see every day...


Unless you're me, and buy your weed from the Compassion Club, that is. [Plus, :::shrug::: Vancouver.]Want to blow your mind even more? Call 'em, press "2" for the daily menu, and listen to what 7 - 10 different strains of cannabis, plus extracts, infused oils, cannabis butter, tinctures, hash and edibles are available. Speaking as someone who smokes and votes, I'm looking forward to the day when this won't blow anyone's mind.

Wolverine's CANADIAN - fuck yeah! [eh?]


Jackman to self: "Yes, I am a sexy beast."

On behalf of all the estrogen in the theatre last night? Squee! Welcome to Juno's harem, Hugh. Now pull up a chair and get to work massaging my feet, you magnificent bastard.

Monday, May 11, 2009

blog nuts


OK, quick rundown:

I have a bathroom ceiling, yippee! This means that when the pipes burst again next spring [as is their wont], I'll be dealing with NON-asbestosy material all over my apartment. Which I guess is a good thing. Sort of.

Ma soeur TJ and I went halves on some patio furniture for mom, and mom & I even got it mostly assembled before TJ returned with dinner. Unfortunately, dinner was from the only non-sucky Japanese restaurant for miles, which packaged every single item it could into its own separate styrofoam container. I mean, I'm not advocating gyoza swimming in sunomono, but the rice? Can easily go in the same container as the teriyaki beast. Whatever, I'm going to have to buy some carbon credits or make a huge guilt donation to Greenpeace, or the Green Party, or really anything with the word "green" in it to offset my guilt. I'm sorry, planet. We won't order from there again.

Between the ongoing repair in the bathroom [seriously, it was a month from start to finish at least] and drama with a noisy new neighbour, I frigging NEED my stupid toothbrush that plays Destiny's Child's "Survivor" for 2 minutes while I brush and psych myself up for the day. Sometimes you just need to start off [and wind up] your day with the ultimate breakup song. Hence the blog nuts.